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Jordan Got Himself a New Toy - Now With Added Details......

2012-05-28T13:15:00Z

Before you say anything, pause... take a deep breath, expel the air contained in your lungs and while doing so remember to tell yourself how old you are. After reciting your age focus on your maturity levels as you have already linked the title of this blog to a sex toy. Behaviour like that is unacceptable. It is childish, immature and foul.

Anyway lets move on. After Jordan's small orange object had problems performing he decided it was time he took some professional advice and started focussing on the erection of a thicker, longer and...

The Fruit Loop Run - Wiseman's Ferry

2012-05-23T07:56:45Z

Okay homies, on the weekend we went on our Monthly SCR cruise, a big loop-de-loop just north of Sydney. Below is a brief in depth account of the day’s events for those poor unfortunate...

I Love my Mum

2012-05-17T11:04:00Z

In a completely different way to the love I have for Jordan's Mum..... but will go into more detail later. So after having a lovely Mother's day lunch wishing one day too I become a mother it was clear I wasn't going to make a ride with the biker boys from...

Renntag Racing Day

2012-05-14T23:00:00Z

This short but sweet video of a historic race day really sums up everything that makes these bikes cool- the passion, the look, the feel, and the sound.

Via Return of the Cafe Racers, by glibb

Deville's Pad - Hot Rod's to Hell

2012-05-12T09:42:00Z

On the 25th of March it had been a super busy automotive manic day. There was a swap meet on early morning, the annual Jap MC show was on (which we sponsored) and after a day filled with sun and motorbikes it was only fair that we throw the 4 wheel equivalent of a café racer in the mix. That equivalent is...

Monkey Madness - This Shit is Bananas!

2012-05-07T07:39:35Z

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Saturday night saw some of the SCR crew cruise the streets with Sydney's heaviest hitting, throttle twisting, patch wearing s-o-bitchin' outlaw motorcycle gang, the Sydney Monkey Riders. As yet, I haven't build enough respect within the mission or tribe (that's an inside Monkey joke, just FYI) so I can't go into details on the event. However I'll pass the mic to Tony (Head Gorilla) to give you some insight into the arvo/evening.

It's Duc Season

2012-05-05T06:19:13Z

I wanted to practise my skills on my camera so asked the Perth Cafe Members if any of them wanted their bikes shot. Three responses, all from Ducati owners. What does that tell you?

The 5th Jap MC Show - Perth - Photos

2012-04-28T08:47:36Z

So around a month ago I was hanging with our fellow Perth Cafe Racer aficionados. One of the members beat me to blogging about it. I was "Toatz Devo" as hipster Jordan Kightly would say so I decided to spend a few hours in tears editing and resizing my favourite photos from a stack I took at the 5th Annual Japanese Motorcycle Show in (yep you picked it... Perth)

The Scorpion by Drifter Bikes

2012-04-26T07:14:24Z

Our friend Paul Stanner has a gift. By day he is a surveyor as the sun slowly sets his fingers become rough, knuckles swell and grease stains appear on his face. Paul turns into a very gifted fabricator and custom bike builder. His Business is called Drifter Bikes, he flies under the radar with a philosophy of...

We Rode & Raised (a) Hell (of alot of money)

2012-04-22T08:03:46Z

SCR member Michael Hart has a huge heart. A heart he put alot of stress on as he organised a ride for the charity Austism Awareness Australia. After a years worth of rain in a week and the weekends forecast looking grim; the stars started to align. As they aligned, his blood thinning pharmaceuticals started to kick in and the relief was felt. A morning fog with sun beams shining through the broken clouds meant this ride was going to happen and his goal of raising...