Jordan Got Himself a New Toy - Now With Added Details......

Before you say anything, pause... take a deep breath, expel the air contained in your lungs and while doing so remember to tell yourself how old you are. After reciting your age focus on your maturity levels as you have already linked the title of this blog to a sex toy. Behaviour like that is unacceptable. It is childish, immature and foul.

Anyway lets move on. After Jordan's small orange object had problems performing he decided it was time he took some professional advice and started focussing on the erection of a thicker, longer and...

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The Fruit Loop Run - Wiseman's Ferry

Okay homies, on the weekend we went on our Monthly SCR cruise, a big loop-de-loop just north of Sydney. Below is a brief in depth account of the day’s events for those poor unfortunate...

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I Love my Mum

In a completely different way to the love I have for Jordan's Mum..... but will go into more detail later. So after having a lovely Mother's day lunch wishing one day too I become a mother it was clear I wasn't going to make a ride with the biker boys from...

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Renntag Racing Day

This short but sweet video of a historic race day really sums up everything that makes these bikes cool- the passion, the look, the feel, and the sound.

Via Return of the Cafe Racers, by glibb

Deville's Pad - Hot Rod's to Hell

On the 25th of March it had been a super busy automotive manic day. There was a swap meet on early morning, the annual Jap MC show was on (which we sponsored) and after a day filled with sun and motorbikes it was only fair that we throw the 4 wheel equivalent of a café racer in the mix. That equivalent is...

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Monkey Madness - This Shit is Bananas!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Saturday night saw some of the SCR crew cruise the streets with Sydney's heaviest hitting, throttle twisting, patch wearing s-o-bitchin' outlaw motorcycle gang, the Sydney Monkey Riders. As yet, I haven't build enough respect within the mission or tribe (that's an inside Monkey joke, just FYI) so I can't go into details on the event. However I'll pass the mic to Tony (Head Gorilla) to give you some insight into the arvo/evening.

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